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| How did you learn about where babies come from? |
| Internet | 7.5% |  |
| South Park | 4.5% | |
| Howard Stern's radio show | 0.7% | |
| Magazine/Newspaper | 7.5% | |
| Yo Mama | 64.2% | |
| Yo Daddy | 9.0% | |
| Yo Green-Eyed Granny | 2.2% | |
| From the stork that dropped you off | 9.0% | |
| When you were in labor | 6.7% | |
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| How would you describe the appearance of most babies? |
| Cute | 44.0% |  |
| Adorable | 39.6% | |
| The cutiest-babiest things on Earth! | 21.6% | |
| UHHH-Gleeeee | 14.9% | |
| Inbred | 2.2% | |
| Just little Mini-Me's running around | 14.9% | |
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| How would you rate the quality of babies being "produced" in the world? |
| Excellent | 17.2% | |
| Very Good | 19.4% | |
| Good | 22.4% | |
| Fair | 24.6% | |
| Poor | 8.2% | |
| It's the worst!! | 1.5% | |
| What's wrong with people? Do they like inbreeding? | 3.7% | |
| It proves we do come from apes | 2.2% | |
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| How would you rate the number of babies people are producing in the world? |
| Excellent | 11.2% | |
| Very Good | 13.4% | |
| Good | 13.4% | |
| Fair | 18.7% | |
| Poor | 8.2% | |
| When will it end? | 10.4% | |
| What are we, animals?? | 6.7% | |
| Hey, some women like having litters of babies | 17.2% | |
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| Do you have a baby? |
| Yes | 29.9% | |
| No | 53.7% | |
| Don't know, I'm an R-Tard! | 4.5% | |
| Does my husband count? | 9.7% | |
| Does my wife count? | 1.5% | |
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| How many babies do you have? |
| None | 60.4% | |
| 1 | 13.4% | |
| 2 | 10.4% | |
| 3 | 3.7% | |
| 4 | 3.7% | |
| More than 4 | 2.2% | |
| A gaggle of giggly babies | 0.0% | |
| A plethora of perfect babies | 0.0% | |
| A whole colony of colicky babies | 0.0% | |
| Look out China and India! | 3.0% | |
| Man, I need another hobby!!! | 2.2% | |
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| What is/are the gender(s) of your baby(ies)? |
| Male | 23.1% | |
| Female | 24.6% | |
| Hermaphrodite (Both M/F) | 0.7% | |
| Eunuch (Neither) | 1.5% | |
| Alien | 4.5% | |
| Rosie O'Donnell (whatever the hell that is!) | 3.0% | |
| I don't have a baby | 59.0% | |
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| Would you recommend having babies to others? |
| Yes | 34.3% | |
| No | 23.1% | |
| Maybe | 18.7% | |
| Don't Know | 15.7% | |
| If I didn't have to squirt them out myself! | 7.5% | |
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| Would you say this survey has a clear purpose or message? |
| Yes | 19.4% | |
| No | 24.6% | |
| Maybe | 20.1% | |
| Don't Know | 11.9% | |
| You call this a survey? | 11.2% | |
| I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention. Huh? | 11.9% | |
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| Which of the following best represents your age? |
| Still just a fetus in the womb | 0.7% | |
| Under 18 | 28.4% | |
| 18 to 24 | 11.9% | |
| 25 to 34 | 12.7% | |
| 35 to 44 | 11.2% | |
| 45 to 54 | 16.4% | |
| 55 to 64 | 11.9% | |
| 65 or older | 1.5% | |
| Older than the Earth | 0.0% | |
| So old I fart dust! | 4.5% | |
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| Are you: |
| Male | 9.7% | |
| Female | 81.3% | |
| Both | 2.2% | |
| Neither | 0.0% | |
| Alien | 4.5% | |
| I don't know, I'm an R-Tard! | 1.5% | |
